chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.


merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

christeeezay:

Where is my talent

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

(Source: wetheurban)

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: guttle)

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

(Source: heroinesaddiction)

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain)


(Source: nevver)