never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
if the options are football and shopping and you hate both what are you supposed to do pee on the fucking wall??
absolutely pee on the wall
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Thanks, James Franco.
"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
Yes pls omg
It’s even better because my chemistry teacher made a bunch of chemistry puns in class today
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
Okay, there’s no way that works.
Let me try this out.
I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.
Guss i’ll give it a shot
yeah right, like that really happens
maybe I should try-
WHAT THE FU