startrekrenegades:

rudimentree:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

if the options are football and shopping and you hate both what are you supposed to do pee on the fucking wall??

absolutely pee on the wall

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(Source: jackasslantern)

2,758 plays Taylor Swift on Selena

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omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.


myhartbig:

toofabuloustofunction:

Youtubers with Darcy <3

and then there’s Darcy and Grace Helbig


staticartillery:

redbloodedamerica:

fuck-liberal-morons:

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

Lol

Breaking Puns…

It’s even better because my chemistry teacher made a bunch of chemistry puns in class today

(Source: romoon)

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

(Source: abosl)


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